he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
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Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
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Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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