I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I think my vagina is haunted
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
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