I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
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i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
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Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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