the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
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Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
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Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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