even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Randomize