Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
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She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
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This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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