Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
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Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
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Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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