He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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