Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
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His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
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I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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