I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
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she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
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She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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