is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
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Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
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AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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