I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
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Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
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multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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