so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
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I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
this will be a night to untag.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
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Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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