Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
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I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
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The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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