Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
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He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
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Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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