Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
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Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
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Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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