But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
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At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
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I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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