He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
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I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
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After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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