Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
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I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
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Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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