i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
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U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
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Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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