She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
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That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
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I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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