Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
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i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
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I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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