you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
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I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
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well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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