You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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