I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
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Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
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But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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