shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
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I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
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He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
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He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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