okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
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I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
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I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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