Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
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He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
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But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize