He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
He kissed a someone with a penis
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
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throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
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Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize