i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
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How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
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well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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