So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
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Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
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I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Do plants get herpes?
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