Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
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If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
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I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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