i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
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He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
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Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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