Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
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you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
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no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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