we're blogging at a bar
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
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He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
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EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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