is your mom at the bar?
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
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i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
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Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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