Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
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I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
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I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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