Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
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FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
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She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize