Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
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started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
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This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
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