Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
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Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
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Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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