Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
its liver damage thursday
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
Randomize