I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
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Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
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I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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