it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
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all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
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So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
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