we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
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He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
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I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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