once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
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You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
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How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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