I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
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I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
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Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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