Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
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sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
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Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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