New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
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maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
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My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
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Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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