I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
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There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
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then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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