did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
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Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
It's never too late to be topless.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
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hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
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I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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